February 2012
43 posts
Recipe: Jessie's last-minute breakfast
1: cut bread
2: top with cold margarine to make tiny sandwiches.
3: wrap sandwiches in cling film. Stuff in cleavage. Walk to class.
4: unwrap in class and surreptitiously enjoy sandwiches slightly melted from body heat.
Posters all over the school proclaiming “happy singles awareness day!” on Valentine’s day: kind of funny.
Posters all over the school proclaiming “happy singles awareness day!” the day after because nobody bothered to take them down: just sad.
Women of classical art photoshopped to today's... →
Very interesting.
Defying literary allusion.: Anonymous asked: how... →
glamaphonic:
Though that would clearly be the greatest of all girl scout badges, NO, it is not.
To be a Cunnilingus Avenger, one need only believe in the Mission.
Said mission being to promote and support drastically increased frequency of the depiction of cunnilingus in all fiction…
And now six of tragedy's greatest heroines from...
silvestria:
CLYTEMNESTRA Bath! MEDEA Kids! DANAID Greece! HELEN Mede! PHAEDRA Hippolytus! ELECTRA Complex! Read More
January 2012
51 posts
Totlly just went to important ish OSCA contract...
In my defense, who schedules a meeting for 9 PM on a Monday DON’T THEY KNOW I AM DRUNK BY THEN
