January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 28th
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
Dec 27th
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GUISE GUISE I AM TYPING THIS ON MY NEW CHRISTMAS IPAD I would take a photo of it but I can’t photograph my iPad with my iPad.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple...”
– Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool) And Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?” (via ultraprism)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Faux Gras →
Fancy-ass vegan spread? Sign me up! This looks great.
Dec 8th
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