January 2012
51 posts
December 2011
36 posts
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
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GUISE GUISE I AM TYPING THIS ON MY NEW CHRISTMAS IPAD
I would take a photo of it but I can’t photograph my iPad with my iPad.
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And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple...
– Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)
And Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?”
(via ultraprism)
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
24thoughtspersecond:
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Faux Gras →
Fancy-ass vegan spread? Sign me up! This looks great.