Defying literary allusion.: Anonymous asked: how exactly does one become a cunnilingus avenger? is it a girl scout badge i missed out on?

glamaphonic:

Though that would clearly be the greatest of all girl scout badges, NO, it is not.

To be a Cunnilingus Avenger, one need only believe in the Mission.

Said mission being to promote and support drastically increased frequency of the depiction of cunnilingus in all fiction…

Source: glamaphonic
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